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“The Newest Thing” – short fiction
When I tell the owner of a five-bedroom, three-and-a-half bath Colonial that she should hang dried squirrel carcasses from all of her lampshades, I’m picturing my husband’s cock in her mouth. When I say, Murals made out of shaving cream … Continue reading
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“American Psych-old” – micro fiction
The Reddit prompt was simple: write Patrick Bateman, the main character of American Psycho, as an old man. Here’s what I came up with. Enjoy! I get up at two o’clock in the morning to pee. Then again at five. … Continue reading
“The Sadness of Waffles” – short fiction
The sadness of waffles drives me to Craigslist. Happens like that sometimes. Amelia got the house in the divorce. And the TV. And the couch. And the microfleece blanket we used to snuggle under as we watched that TV on … Continue reading
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“Another Cliché in a Too-Long Line of Them” – short fiction
If a bug gets into the house, Jared traps it between his hands, takes it outside, and releases it. He literally wouldn’t hurt a fly. So it’s surprising when he slaps me across the face hard enough to draw blood. … Continue reading
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“The M-Word” – short fiction
Sitting in the windowless shoebox that housed the NYPD’s Omnicide Division, Plank and Darwin were waiting for a call and doing what they usually did while waiting for a call: they were arguing. “Look, pal, all I’m saying is the … Continue reading
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“A Bad Time For Blasphemy” – a piece of micro fiction
Wrote a little something called “A Bad Time For Blasphemy” for a contest at Medium.com. Check it out here. Or read the text below. Enjoy! Almost nothing was under my control. After I insulted the Boss, I began to choke. … Continue reading
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“Gotta Keep the Animals in Check” – a Corp City story
Patricia Wiggins walked the six blocks home after working the graveyard shift at St. Raphael’s General Hospital. It was a few minutes past 6am so she didn’t worry much about walking alone; by her estimation even criminals had to sleep … Continue reading
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“Warning: There Could Be Some Side Effects” – short fiction
After he discovered and developed the polio vaccine, Dr. Jonas Salk was asked, during a televised interview, who owned the patent. He replied, “There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?” You have to admire that. Here was a … Continue reading
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Take This Snow And Shovel It
The below video depicts what I do when I don’t have a snow shovel. It’s also a fine example of how high my IQ is. For further amusement, you can click here and scroll down to read all the comments that address … Continue reading
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Attention All Geeks: Don’t Suck George Lucas’ Balls Too Hard
This is where I hate on one of my heroes. I’m not exactly pleased with this. But seeing as how I know his work pretty well (dare I say better than most?), I gotta do it. This is not something … Continue reading
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